Confessions of a Dibberous Mind

It's all about positioning yourself correctly isn't it? I mean, it has to be... Currently I am going through a rough patch with luck and money - if it wasn't for bad luck I'd certainly have no luck at all - and yet looking around me I have to ask why? Take, for example, a certain member of my family who has made it his life's ambition to be a victim of the 80's. He has done this so convincingly that he has put his own father in a home and: a) Failed to notify any of his family that he has done this b) Spent the proceeds of the sale of his Dad's house on a "granny flat" which he seemingly had no intention of housing my Grandad in! Net result = net profit, a freshly renovated money pit, a father remaining unvisited in some remote age-jail and the kind of conscience that allows you to sleep like a baby. Do I sound a little bit preachy? Yeah damn fucking straight I do! I can't do it, I cannot, in all conscience, allow myself to make a ...