Speaking of bad apples...

A new iPod has been announced that can act as a watch as well as doing all the usual iPod stuff... You know... Playing music really poorly but doing it with enough superfluous bells and whistles to keep the herd nonchalantly grazing away. Apparently it is small enough to be docked into a strap so that you can wear it on your wrist.

Next up will be a new app in which you guide a sinking Steve Jobs around a swamp whilst he desperately clutches at straws.