This could be interesting (but like most blogs I would paint a thick layer of doubt on it)...

Well, my 30th birthday is rapidly approaching so I have decided to have a mid-life crisis. Since, however, I am planning to live to a ripe old age it may be just the first of many.

Maybe I should explain my position in the world. I am male, single, an internet support desk monkey and a graduate of philosophy which is the equivalent of mixing gas and fire. I am currently seeking a peaceful place to live that doesn't cost much and will protect me from the elements.

So, how am I planning to go through with this current crisis? Well, I don't drive so buying a stupid car is out of the picture. I'm single so I can't trade my current girlfriend in for a younger model. There is only one thing left to do - Squeeze myself into a pair of skin tight jeans, expose some chest hair and relive my turbulent youth. I have already booked my tickets for the Download Festival and now I'm going to have to restructure my wardrobe (oh jesus, this could take some time). Still, I intend to rock out in the biggest possible way (and if that sentence doesn't show my age, nothing will).

I'm going to need some stuff:

1 - A Tent (Camo I think, it'll stand out from the crowd)
2 - Para Boots - I know "The Kids" are going in for skate shoes these days but I'm in it for MINISTRY ffs
3 - Rucksack - Wait a mo, am I going to a rock festival or joining the frickin' army?
4 - New clothes - I don't think my standard officewear will cut it.

Hmmm... More later...